Just before Christmas I decided to organise my Spotify library to enable me to quickly find music for the whole family to enjoy to on the long drive to France. Strangely my wife doesn't approve of me scrolling on my phone on the autoroute, looking for that Fatboy Slim album we all loved a few summers ago. Two hours and...

Look, I'm not doing this because you are doing the internet wrong. I'm doing it because I'm doing it wrong. Or at least I'm not internetting in a way that makes me happy or leads me to think that any net positive is resulting from all my browsing and scrolling. This, then, is the last chance saloon for my failing...